father ted is the best show on earth and no one can tell me otherwise
A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.
"why the fuck am i crying"
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via papermassacres)
Is every single book you’ve ever read
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.
"You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him."
Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via usvojena)
"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"
-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
"Thanks for keeping me and my friends alive."
A comedian in an email to psychologist Ildiko Tabori, who sees patients at the Laugh Factory, after Robin Williams’ death. She’s one of the psychologists club owner Jamie Masada hired after he became alarmed by the number of premature deaths in the comic world. She calls the gig “the coolest job any psychologist can have.” (via latimes)